Archive for May, 2007

Scott Bakula, take me back!

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

I look longingly at the pictures of houses on magazine covers. The perfectly dressed dining rooms, the carefully adorned coffee tables and the soft light on the house plant in the corner. I have always wanted a magazine-house; no clutter, no baby toys, or carpet stains.

Instead, my house resembles a maze. We […]

Where did it go?

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

William has started to drop things behind his head. It is such an important developmental stage - dropping something so you can’t see it, but it doesn’t disappear. The problem is that he has been wearing clothing with a collar. And his toy balls are so light that they end up getting […]

When I Grow Up

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

On the way to school the other day the kids were discussing what they want to be when they grow up. I am so glad they are such close friends.
LA: I’m going to be a soccer player when I get older.
C: Me too.
LA: And a doctor.
C: I’m going to be […]

Murphy’s Law of Parenting

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

My baby, as most babies, was born a lump. I quickly fell into the habit of placing him anywhere, high or low, and not worry about his safety. Unlike his brother who flew off the kitchen counter during a diaper change at 6 weeks old or his sister who started rolling on a […]

Best 20 Days of My Life

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Contributed Anonymously
I woke up on Tuesday with bad cramps and spotting and pretty much knew what was happening. So I called my doctor. Only I don’t have a doctor, I have an HMO. So I actually called an advice nurse, who advised me to go to urgent care. I went to urgent care. They saw […]

He’s going to Law School

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

He has no choice. I will only pay for law school and no other. I will not pay for medical school or even a Liberal Arts degree. And if he wants to go to Clown College, well, he better look into student loans.
Connor is already debating me. Our conversations these days […]

A Real Drill

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Many, many years ago, before we were married. My husband got a hard hat. Living in the city and not doing construction it was a very nifty momento of an afternoon. We have kept that hat for years. Moving it from house to house, never using it.
Today I dug it out, […]

Left and Backwards

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

William is cruising. After 9 months of not rolling over or rocking or trying to crawl he finally took his first steps, left. Now, about 10 days later he is a pro at walking around the coffee table, left. He can even manage to get around the corners, left.
The same day he […]

Happy MaMa’s Day

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

It started a month ago with ‘dadadadadadada’, then he started to say ‘dat’ (that). William also says a word that sounds kind of like ‘hi’. I started working on mama with him. He says dada and I say mama. I have even wrangled the kids into my agenda. Lainy Ann […]

False positive or pregnancy

Friday, May 4th, 2007

It was Christmas time and we were getting ready to go on our annual trip north to visit the relatives. It was our first Christmas with our daughter and a huge undertaking. As we got ready to go I realized my period was late by about a week or more. So I […]